The Monsters.....

Frankenstein went to Dracula's castle to visit him. The butler received him and he said: - I need to talk with the count! The butler answered: - The count will receive you, but I have to warn you that he is busy! - Busy? What is he doing? -The count is drinking his tea. -Tea? A vampire drinking tea? I need to see that! The monster followed the butler and they arrived in a big lounge where the count was sat in front of a big table with a cup of warm water. In the right hand the count kept a used tampax, he put the tampax inside the water and drank, wet and drank.....